ONE ACT PLAYS


CALLING HEAVEN
Award-winning comedy by Richard Jack. Runner-up in Scott Salver Competition 2001.

PLOT RESUME
Andy, a would-be suicide, has resolved to end it all by jumping off a roof-top. Various people try in vain to contact him via an answering machine. He is then visited by a stranger who looks like his best friend Doug but who claims to be God. His divine visitor tells him that suicide will get him "five to ten millennia in Purgatory". Some straight talking follows but later he wakes up to find Doug in front of him. Was it all a dream?

"A tightly written, very well constructed play with an excellent set opportunity for visually and verbally compelling theatre" (Scene, June 2001)

CAST 3 MALE 1 FEMALE PARTS
MAJOR MINOR
Andy, 20s
Doug, Andy's friend, 20s
Mum, 50s
Rivers, Andy's boss, 40s

1 SET
a roof-top

TIME - modern
DURATION - approx. 30 minutes


Script Sample

On the roof-top, Andy is looking up at the stars

ANDYWow, the stars are pretty, aren’t they? I could lie here for hours just staring at them. They are so beautiful. (Pause) Jen and I often came out here, you know, for a little privacy. Ha. Privacy. Sitting on an apartment roof in the middle of the city, surrounded by huge buildings and capitalism, monoxide and sulphur, and we found privacy on our roof. (Pause) At least that’s what I hope she thought.

He slows down, beginning to get more upset

I never took Liam up here. I sat inside with him and didn’t take him outside. Probably afraid that he’d fall and I’d have to watch him. But it’d have been so nice just to see him ask what they were, and how they stayed there. I can remember asking my Dad where the stars went during the daytime, and I laughed, cause he said they moved to the other side of the world so the other boys and girls could see them. What a big softie my Dad was. Wish he was here.

God looks at Andy, lying down on the gravel roof and thinks. He decides to join him and they lie head to head on the roof, looking up at the heavens

GOD You are right. The stars are rather nice. It pleases me to see you look at them like this.
ANDY It’s not my aim to massage your universal ego, your holiness. I like them for what they are, so shut up, I’m remembering.
GOD Of course you are. I’d forgotten how beautiful they seemed from this perspective, but now I’m remembering too.

God is looking at the way his breath vaporizes in front of him. He focuses on it

GOD Oscar Wilde once wrote: "It is those who are in the gutter who are looking at the stars."
ANDY And that means what to me?
GOD What I’m saying is, Andy, that I know it is bad at the moment, but, even though, there is still something to keep going on for. The stars if you will.

from Calling Heaven


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